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I Did It.

I hit my goal weight! I FOUND THE WORLD’S BEST BACON. During recent travels, I stumbled across a fun little bar and restaurant in Seattle called The 5 Point Café. (No, they’re not paying me to mention...

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Birthday Bacon Bash Giveaway!

Today I’m celebrating the fact that, despite all signs pointing to an early Death by Pork, I’ve officially lived to see 32 29. I just returned to New Jersey after attending the most beautiful ceremony...

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eHopeful Part 1: The Ascent

Meet Jim Bob Frank. Let’s call him Frank. Because frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn. When I joined eHarmony last year -because it seemed the most upstanding of the popular online dating sites- Frank...

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eHopeful Part 2: We Have Lift-off

Less than two months after I started corresponding with Frank, the Navy pilot I met through eHarmony, I volunteered to fly 3,000 miles, from New Jersey to Washington, so we could meet face-to-face....

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eHopeful Part 3: High Altitude

“I feel like I’m dreaming,” I texted to one of my closest friends back home. I was sitting on a piece of sun-bleached driftwood, my feet in the sand, staring west across the Strait of Juan de Fuca. The...

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eHopeful Part 4: Crash Landing

“I can’t believe that was you in those pictures,” Frank slurred from the passenger seat of my car. We were sitting outside of my parents’ house after a night of playing cards with my family, where...

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Host a Vegan Dinner Party Even if You’re Not Vegan (and most of your friends...

A few weeks ago, I received a group text from my friend Christine: “Ladies! I have perfected a vegan menu! When are you coming over?!” Christine is not vegan. None of my local friends are vegan. I put...

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Poking Holes in Fear-Based Living

I stared at the form on my lap, heart racing. Was my handwriting even legible? I hadn’t been planning to fill out such a form so soon, but as had been the case with most things recently, an opportunity...

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Who Knew Connecticut Had it All

Before I make the big move out west next week, two of my closest friends and I decided to spend Memorial Day weekend in one giant love fest. We picked New Milford, Connecticut because Jenn told us to...

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In the Middle of the Woods…NAKED.

***Winner of my latest blog contest announced below!*** “Just past the two topless women circling the labyrinth…” I sat in a large Adirondack chair, my chin tilted skyward. It was only 70 degrees, but...

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